Dear Rattlesnake Racing,

Team FOG had a TERRIBLE race at the Sidewinder, but we still enjoyed
ourselves immensely!

We haven't had a debrief/team get together yet, so I won't make any other
comments about our performance. PLEASE, just don't assign number 13 to a
team EVER again!

The number 13 written on a person's body causes powerful, esoteric
anomolies. Not only will it attract cactus needles, it effects magnetic
needles. There appears to be a cumulative dosage related to time-the longer
one wears this number, the stupier one becomes. "Thirteen" definitely
attracts violent lightening storms. Another odd phenomenon we experienced
was areas clearly depicted as water on the maps were in reality thick brush
or grassland. I'm not sure if this is a case of the demon number changing
the map, or actually changing the lay of the land. (I will consult my
psychic astrologer Mrs. Decosta, but there's a 900 block on the phone here
at work, so I need to wait until I get home.)

Thanks again for putting on a great race!

JJ

PS
Since we got the coveted "Golden Patty" awards we'll be the envy of the
entire Texas AR community!